Jin-Liang, Lin

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Big Ass -Tamsui Cat’s Story(夕陽下的屁股|淡水貓物語)

Big Ass -Tamsui Cat’s Story(夕陽下的屁股|淡水貓物語)

The ‘Big Ass’ in the Tamsui Cat Story, a photo taken near the Tamsui riverside, behind the Zhongzheng Road Police Station in the police designated parking lot. Today’s top model is Buttocks with a short tail. (Mysterious voice: You actually don’t know its name, do you?)

Originally, Buttocks with a short tail wasn’t always Buttocks with a short tail. Originally, the Buttocks with a short tail was a Closed-Face, resting under a car on an autumn evening, dreaming happy dreams. (Mysterious voice: Just admit that you don’t know its name!)

But when I crouched on the ground, holding the camera and took a few photos of it, it seemed to be disturbed by the sound of the shutter. It slowly opened its eyes, and our gazes met. Suddenly, there was a transformation. The Closed-Face turned into a cold and stern dead-fish face. (Mysterious voice: Are you actually insulting Buttocks with a short tail?)

With its countless expressions that are hard to decipher, it looked at me for just a few seconds before shifting its body 180 degrees, transforming into Buttocks with a short tail. (Mysterious voice: Buttocks probably just didn’t care about you!)

淡水貓物語裡的《夕陽下的屁股》,照片拍攝自淡水河岸旁,中正路警察局後方的警察專用停車場,本日的最佳模特兒是短尾巴屁屁(謎之音:你其實不知道牠的名字吧!)。

短尾巴屁屁最早其實不是短尾巴屁屁。短尾巴屁屁最早在是秋日的傍晚,趴在車底做著幸福夢想的閉眼面面(謎之音:你就老實承認根本不知道牠的名字吧!)。

但是當我趴在地板上,拿著照相機對著牠拍了幾張照片後,牠像是被快門聲音吵到般,緩緩地撐開雙眼,用著牠那冷峻的死魚眼與我四目相望著,突然而來地轉變,閉眼面面就變成了死魚眼面面(謎之音:你是在罵短尾巴屁屁吧!)。

讓人摸不清楚到底有幾千種面相的牠,在看著我沒幾秒後,就將身體挪移了一百八十度,變身成為了短尾巴屁屁。(謎之音:屁屁牠根本只是不屑你而已吧!)。

Date of original article publication: August 31, 2012

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